1. doajiggie:

sultaniyee:

catsandcunts:

what is this

important

Bird surfing, coming soon to ESPN

    doajiggie:

    sultaniyee:

    catsandcunts:

    what is this

    important

    Bird surfing, coming soon to ESPN

  2. joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

    joshpeck:

    thesylverlining:

    what happened in roughly 1870 though

    why was there temporary internet

    with a few people searching for pokemon?

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    (Source: neilcicierega)

  3. supamuthafuckinvillain:

    blaquezilla:

    pinkcookiedimples:

    Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

    Bliss

    This ruined me.

  4. smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

    smilelikelightning:

    yourscientistfriend:

    textiles:

    I may have taught this spider to knit. 
    I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. 
    After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
    This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

    Maybe it thought you were a spider

    I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

  5. ironychan:

    penandpage:

    39cliffsidedrive:

    Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

    I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

    (Source: homovikings)

  6. tunte:

    tom-aiac:

    This is true art right here.

    Humans are great

    (Source: best-of-memes)

  7. nicotinerampage:

    telemiscommunication:

    telemiscommunication:

    Fairy World?

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    Scary World

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    You’re not that scary.

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    Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

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    It burns! 

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    Fairy World?

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    Hairy World.

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    Dairy World?

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    Hairy World.

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    Oh, darn it!

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    you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

  8. sixpenceee:

    I remember seeing this short film a long time ago. Basically, this little machine sees a television with a pretty doll face. She wants to be just like what she sees on t.v, and changes her appearance. The standards get higher and higher (literally), but she tries earnestly.

    You can see what happens in the end.This video leaves a powerful message about how our standards of beauty are too high and soon it becomes out of reach.

    As one of the comments of the video says

    "She was original but she died a copy."

    Watch Video

  9. zeloswildeer:

    blushyarmin:

    lordofthescience:

    royaltyspeaking:

    How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

    thaNK YOU SO MUCH

    the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

    clearly you’re not from america

  10. itsrainingrene:

    if i die resurrect me with this video

    (Source: adorabagel)